Fish in thick tomato sauce
Swims in happy comatose
Only me, pathetic whimp
Have no ****ing place to swim?


Down the river drifts an axe
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself-
****ing piece of iron!!!

Starlet<s fallen from the heavens
Right into my boyfriend<s briefs,
I don<t mind his roasted penis
If it helps us live in peace?


Train is speeding from Tambov
Tailgate lights are on and off,
Girls aboard would - what the heck! -
*цензура* their way through ticket check

My advice to future bride:
Don<t get married, silly!
Morning comes - your boobs aside,
Snatch is rumpled illy...

I am dragging to the bushes
this would-soon-be-legend.
Kinda shy of ****ing here
Queen of Beauty Pageant...


My plant is roaring just like bee-hive
Shit, is that boring - I *цензура* this life!

Everything is going down - not enough prosperity,
There are things to care about - ****ing has priority.


Time has shifted for an hour - what a mess on globe
Dick was hard before wakeup, now it<s up at work.

Nick is crossing village slowly - outside it<s cold and snowy.
But his dick is up and running just in case if something<s coming


Girls had fight at country hut
Over who<s the hairest cunt.
Well, more hair of the most
Had the beaver of the host.

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